the pterodactyl in gay jurassic park is like my three favortie things combined into one! because jeff goldblum would be in that movie!
now all I want to do is clean my bathroom
two minutes later
ok now I'm hungry and I want to clean my bathroom
"Emily! this is the last time I'm going to see you before we move, and the creepy eyebrow dance lady is going to be my only memory! stop it!" -Sophie